Acting Taoiseach Admits Some Mistakes, Blames Keyser Söze

Acting Taoiseach Brian Cowen used a speech he gave last night at DCU to defend his management of the economy in the years leading up to the property crash but conceded the economic and banking crisis was made worse by internal factors, including mistakes by shady Hungarian mobster Keyser Söze.

During the speech at Dublin City University last night Mr Cowen stared fixedly at a white board covered in posters and photographs, seeming to draw inspiration from it’s content.

The Acting Taoiseach admitted that mistakes were made but continued to blame Lehmann Brothers and Keyser Söze for the global economic crash. Then, he limped around the corner to a waiting car driven by the shadowy Mr Nama….and just like that….he was gone.

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