100% Of Cabinet Struggle With Basic Maths

A report from the National Adult Literacy Agency has revealed that 100% of the Fianna Fail / Green Party cabinet struggle with basic maths. That’s almost all of them.

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Glaring inadequacies in the ability to count were revealed when members of the cabinet were questioned. The Minster for Finance, Brian Lenihan incorrectly identified €25 billion as being €2 billion. Recently The Minister For Communications, Eamon Ryan failed to identify a number plus 5% as being bigger than the original number.

There were exceptions however with Taoiseach Brian Cowen adroitly demonstrating basic addition and subtraction abilities by refusing to hold any bye elections.

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