In which the party leaders each receive an Oscar nomination.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 28 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

The Oscars [ 2:20 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.

Podcast

All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:

Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
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TIMEWASTERS WILL BE SHOT! (by order M.Noonan)

“I want you to whack the man in the photo I’ve just given you…and remember, its got to look like an accident” Micheál Martin, the last man to lead Fianna Fail deep in a huddle with Smoked Salmon Canape & Reisling leader Eamon Gilmorefortaoiseach

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In which we meet Olli’s charming little Piggy Friends from around the EU and they meet their inevitable doom.

This is a web and podcast only presentation.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency at Waveform Studios.

Olli Rehn's Piggs [ 2:45 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.

Podcast

All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:

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In which Dev introduces a timeless classic from one of his music hall contemporaries George Formby in order to comply with the Election Coverage Broadcast Moratorium.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency at Waveform Studios.

George Formby - When I'm Doing Acid [ 2:08 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.

Podcast

All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:

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In which The Emergency has installed a warning and cut-off device to prevent accidental breaking of the Election Coverage Broadcast Moratorium.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and possibly broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 24th 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

Election Coverage Broadcast Moratorium [ 2:29 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.

Podcast

All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:

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Worrying indications of what Enda was doing with his “look” all that time he spent hidden during the campaign show that the rise of the 1000 hour Finegaelsreich may yet be upon us

“Not yet Enda! Don’t do the new salute in public until we’ve won!” – Michael Noonan the Fine Gael Finance Spokesman directs his leader Enda Kenny on the morning of the last full day of canvassing before polling commences natiotomorrow morning

The Election Commission has published a last minute checklist for first time voters ahead of tomorrow’s general election. Younger citizens are advised to assemble the following:

(1) Your polling card
(2) Photo ID
(3) A letter of introduction to a distant rich relative in Phoenix Arizona
(4) A plane ticket to
(5) Anywhere t’fuck but here

Meanwhile Fine Gael have clarified their proposals on the phasing out of compulsory Irish in schools. A spokesbeing for the party read a statement to the effect that; “The ability to converse in Irish won’t be needed where most of ye are going and anyone under 12 will be taught to bleat along to the national anthem”

In which George Hook is unimpressed by an avian socialist.

This sketch was written and performed by The Emergency and first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm on Feb 23rd 2011. It was recorded at Waveform Studios.

Hook And pretty Boy Parrot [ 2:10 ] Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

The Emergency is broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries every weekday on The David Harvey Show (9-11am) and repeated on The Home Run with Brian McColl after 4pm.

Podcast

All audio content on The Emergency site, including pieces first broadcast on Timeless Hits 4fm in association with 11890 Directory Enquiries, is available as a podcast:

Feed URL: http://www.theemergency.ie/feed/podcast/
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