Archive for November, 2009

Backwardmania Continues As Twins Stagger Through Into Next Round

Monday, November 16th, 2009

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‘Loveable’ fuckwits Backward

They did it again. The singing Irish twins known as ‘Backward’ sailed through to the next round of the hit reality show ‘The NAMA Factor’ in another nail-biting instalment.

A tabloid phenomenon in Ireland, where critics either love or loathe them, Brian and Brian (28stone) avoided another vote-off, demanding Eamon Gilmore and Enda Kenny battle it out for who gets to make the next suggestion for a budget.

The Grimy twins have been the talking point of this year thanks to their frenetic dancing around making any decision and off-key announcements, which has kept voters terrified. However their enthusiasm for not doing anything about Dail reform, or performing any hard work paid off before last weekend with their performance of the Queen hit ‘Under Pressure’ at the tail end of last week’s final NAMA debate.

The performance was watched at home by fans including dozens gathered at the Dail Bar, Dublin, where the twins are thought to have left their livers on deposit.

The fusion of crap and hand wringing, along with a choreographed routine, earned the boys some of their best comments from the judges so far in the coalition.

“Green” Leader John Gormley — and a fan of Backward’s — ran onstage with a pricetag on his head during their performance but the boys remained unfazed and continued dissembling.

One of the twins later asked backstage: “Who is John Gormley?” to which their mentor Satan replied: “Someone trying to cash in on your power, it happens a lot.”

Mr Gormley later apologised for his stunt on his Twitter page. “Just made arse of myself in Dail by supporting Backward with a pricetag on my head,” he tweeted.

“At the end of the day, I had a pricetag on my head. Sorry if I caused anyone embarrassment. We’re getting more done this way, working on the inside. PS I love Backward.”

The competitors opened last weeks’s final stage of the NAMA debate with an impressive performance of ‘Crazy Little Thing Called A Special Purpose Vehicle’. All 166 finalists were reunited to launch and perform their lack of charity song, a cover of Mary Hopkins’ “Those Were The Days”

Backward, from west Dublin and Offaly have become tabloid sensations with critics divided over their unpopularity and ability. They now face being voted off in the “Budget” challenge where they are expected to reprise their version of the ABBA hit “Money Money Money (Its A Rich Developer’s World)”

NASA Discovers Taoiseach’s Culpabilty On Moon

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

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It is now beyond doubt: scientists have confirmed that acting Taoiseach Brian Cowen, several members of his cabinet and some senior Fianna Fail supporters feel some sense of responsibility for the dire economic straits faced by the people of Ireland – this “sense” has been found on the moon, albeit in tiny amounts. Read more »

Use Democracy Sensibly: CD Out Now!!

Friday, November 13th, 2009

“Twas the night before Xmas, and all through Leinster House, not a creature was stirring, for they were all soused….” The Emergency presents their version of A Christmas Carol, where acting Taoiseach Brian Cowen is visited by three spirits – the Ghosts of Government Past, Present, and Yet To Be.

Featuring material from the PPI award winning first season broadcast on Newstalk 106 – 108FM as well as brand new sketches, bonus tracks and the new carol for the season A TDs’ Xmas Song.

Available in Tesco, HMV & Golden Discs now!

For one night only: The Emergency, Live and Having a Laugh.

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

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PEOPLE OF IRELAND – THIS IS NOT A DRILL – THIS IS THE EMERGENCY LIVE!

NOVEMBER 11th 2009 FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY AT THE LAUGHTER LOUNGE, EDEN QUAY, DUBLIN 1

A SHOW

Written and performed by The Emergency with live music and live sound!
Experience the thrill of an “as live” radio performance while within reach of a full bar!

An hilarious 90 minute Political Satire Circus melée
An half doz performers – An Band – An Cast of Thousands -

90 Minutes of Excellent Satire!
11/11/09 ONE NIGHT ONLY!

www.laughterlounge.com for show time and booking.
Special online discount for followers at
www.twitter.com/@TheEmergency

USE DEMOCRACY SENSIBLY the album, reproduced in faithful high fidelity ‘High Fi’,  OUT 25/11/09 (visit www.theemergency.ie for more. Oh no, wait. You’re already here. Right. Um. Great. Cup of tea?)

Ich Bin Ein Wallbuilder – Bono

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

bono-vox Bobo soundchecking ahead of tonight’s free gig in Berlin

A free concert by U2 at Berlin’s Brandenburg Gate celebrating the fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989 will take place….. behind a wall erected by MTV, metres from the original – the wall is designed to ensure that 10,000 ticket holders will have a clear view without using a television.
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